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Re: VICI
« Reply #1020 on: October 25, 2009, 03:36:58 PM »
I WAS MARRIED BY A JUDGE.
I SHOUD HAVE ASKED FOR A JURY.
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« Reply #1021 on: October 25, 2009, 03:37:52 PM »
LOVE IS BEING STUPID TOGETHER.
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« Reply #1022 on: October 25, 2009, 03:39:31 PM »
KEEP YOUR EYES WIDE OPEN BEFORE MARRIAGE, HALF SHUT AFTERWARDS.

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Re: VICI
« Reply #1023 on: October 25, 2009, 07:01:16 PM »
Quote from: taja6 on October 25, 2009, 03:39:31 PM
KEEP YOUR EYES WIDE OPEN BEFORE MARRIAGE, HALF SHUT AFTERWARDS.

Taja, a te daje predporočna mrzlica? ;) :o
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« Reply #1024 on: October 25, 2009, 07:02:26 PM »
 :D te misli so mi " slučajno " sedaj prišle v roke  :D
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Re: VICI
« Reply #1025 on: October 26, 2009, 12:13:53 AM »
Quote from: taja6 on October 25, 2009, 07:02:26 PM
:D te misli so mi " slučajno " sedaj prišle v roke  :D

Japajade. ;) :D ;D
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Re: VICI
« Reply #1026 on: October 26, 2009, 09:08:37 AM »
Quote from: Gaja on October 26, 2009, 12:13:53 AM
Quote from: taja6 on October 25, 2009, 07:02:26 PM
:D te misli so mi " slučajno " sedaj prišle v roke  :D

Japajade. ;) :D ;D

ja pa ja no  ;D
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« Reply #1027 on: October 26, 2009, 12:01:20 PM »
Nekega dne sem pogledal ženo in ji rekel:

Pred 25 leti sva bila brez avta, imela sva majhno sobico, sedela sva na oguljenem divanu in gledala črno-bel TV, jaz pa sem bil poročen s čudovito plavolaso petindvajsetletnico.

Sedaj imava veliko hišo, mercedesa, usnjeno sedežno in najnovejši plazma TV, jaz pa sem poročen z debelušno petdesetletnico. To nikakor ne gre skupaj!

Pa je rekla žena:

Ah, dragi, ti si kar poišči čudovito plavolaso petindvajsetlenico, jaz pa bom poskrbela, da boš spet imel le majhno sobico, zmahan divan in črno-bel TV...

 
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« Reply #1028 on: October 26, 2009, 12:05:11 PM »
In some Scottish restaurants they heat the knives so you can't use too much butter ...  :P :P :P
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« Reply #1029 on: October 27, 2009, 05:51:29 PM »
Dobila na mail  :D

Današnji grafit za ženske:

*Ljubezen je kot šah. Vedno te zajebe neki konj, medtem ko osvajaš kralja.*
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Re: VICI
« Reply #1030 on: October 28, 2009, 03:56:36 PM »
Quote from: Tejka on October 27, 2009, 05:51:29 PM
Dobila na mail  :D

Današnji grafit za ženske:

*Ljubezen je kot šah. Vedno te zajebe neki konj, medtem ko osvajaš kralja.*

In če ti uspe omrežiti kralja, potem si na konju.  ;) ;D
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Re: VICI
« Reply #1031 on: October 29, 2009, 09:20:42 AM »
Quote from: Tejka on October 27, 2009, 05:51:29 PM
Dobila na mail  :D

Današnji grafit za ženske:

*Ljubezen je kot šah. Vedno te zajebe neki konj, medtem ko osvajaš kralja.*

 ;D  ;D
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Re: VICI
« Reply #1032 on: October 30, 2009, 01:26:07 PM »
VZROK NIZKE RODNOSTI SLOVENCEV  ;D
 
Preden povprečna slovenska mati izpusti svojega Kekca iz naročja,
je sosedova Mojca že v menopavzi...
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Re: VICI
« Reply #1033 on: October 30, 2009, 05:08:14 PM »
Quote from: taja6 on October 30, 2009, 01:26:07 PM
VZROK NIZKE RODNOSTI SLOVENCEV  ;D
 
Preden povprečna slovenska mati izpusti svojega Kekca iz naročja,
je sosedova Mojca že v menopavzi...

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: VICI
« Reply #1034 on: October 30, 2009, 09:55:27 PM »
Quote from: taja6 on October 30, 2009, 01:26:07 PM
VZROK NIZKE RODNOSTI SLOVENCEV  ;D
 
Preden povprečna slovenska mati izpusti svojega Kekca iz naročja,
je sosedova Mojca že v menopavzi...

sodec po gneci v porodnisnicah, so Mojce kar dolgo plodne  ;)
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